| I 
                have been sent from the Planet 20/20 for one reason: to eliminate 
                glasses and contacts on the Planet Earth through laser vision correction with the help of my Earth Partners, the LASIK surgeons. 20/20's ruler, Visiontron, 
                has ordered me to
 Earth to teach all Earthlings about the benefits of LASIK.
 So 
                I have accepted my mission with great pride and am determined 
                not to return home until glasses and contacts are eradicated.
 The 
                People of Earth Need My Help! E-Mail 
                Meto contact my Earth Partner near you…
 and tell them LASIK Man sent you!
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