have been sent from the Planet 20/20 for one reason: to eliminate
glasses and contacts on the
Planet Earth through laser vision correction with the help of my Earth Partners, the LASIK surgeons. 20/20's ruler, Visiontron,
has ordered me to
Earth to teach all Earthlings about the benefits of LASIK.
I have accepted my mission with great pride and am determined
return home until glasses and contacts are eradicated.
People of Earth Need My Help!
to contact my Earth Partner near you…
and tell them LASIK Man sent you!
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